Thursday, June 29, 2017

Did he say Gurly???

Ok soooooo I'm sitting here watchin the ID channel, minding my own BI when I hear that dreaded ding of the messenger.. I really assumed it was another chain message... I freakin hate those! Anywho it's from a guy that I'm facebook friends with but I've never even seen a post from him.. honestly don't even remember friending him but I digress... His ass greeted me with a "Hi Gurly" What grown ass man under the age of 50 says gurly??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I ended up asking a couple of my girlfriends was I trippin and we pretty much all agree that generally comes from an older fella!
He calls me gurly but I'm the one on the weird shit! I really thought this was funny cause I don't think a man should say gurly, twirl, girlfriend, girl bye, bye girl, TTYL and a host of other things that seem extremely female to me!!!! On to the next! I appreciate him for one thing tho, supplying me with a blog for today!!! ✌

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Weirdly aggressive

I go through phases where I don't comment or post on social media because I don't feel like being hounded.. I don't be feeling like dealing with some of the commentary I get... I get added to groups often.. A few of them are food groups, I'm a big time foodie! Anyway the other day I decided to post one of my food pix in the group I see most often.. I got a lot of great feedback which I thought was awesome and then there was the 1 aggressive weirdo....

For the most part I try and be polite but this is just so annoying! Like bruh, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME! This is not a good ice breaker!!! Move around!

Friday, June 16, 2017

The Corny Lines..

Y'all know what I really wish?? I wish that I had also screenshot all the corny lines I get! I'm guessing if I go back thru my pix I could get a few but one I got today reminded me of the nonsense I get...

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Opinions

I knew writing this blog was gonna get me a mixed bag of opinions and I'm cool with it.. Give me the good, the bad, the ugla, and the opinionated! I'm particularly amused by the person who thinks they have the authority over how long something is to be entertained.. Just for the record... I entertain a lot of shit simply because I'm amused.. has nothing to do with "liking it"...
How do you fix yourself to blame the female for some half wit flashing her!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #Weirdo

Monday, June 12, 2017

And the Block!

I've been getting blocked a lot lately. I guess I'll never understand why saying no means getting blocked. Part of the process is the possibility of rejection right? I mean, does one honestly think they are gonna get every person they attempt to date? That alone isn't attractive.. It's almost like you're saying that you're everyones type... I'm havin a flashback of Mr. Humble! LMAO!! I know I have it goin on, but I'm def not everyones shot of Tequila!!!



Friday, June 9, 2017

Isn't it possible we're "cousins"

So I have a last name that's not common.. Every now and then on Facebook I get DM's from someone wit the same last name who thinks we could be related.. I generally think that's possible because like I said, the name just isn't common..  Anyways... while I was on my Miami vaca I get a DM from someone who had claimed years ago that we were cousins... It went a lil something like this...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard when this interaction was over!! This can't be life! But I can't make this shit up!!! 

Sunday, June 4, 2017

Friend Requests...

   So sometimes I accept friends of friends requests.. SOMETIMES! And I almost always live to regret it! An accepted friend request isn't an open invite to my box.. although this blog does thrive on such shenanigans, it does get old.. the lines are almost always the same. I can't say I'm single cause then they hound.. I can't say I'm unavailable cause then they wanna be my "special" friend! Dude, would you want some fool in you chix box talkin about "let's be friends"? Hell nah you wouldn't!! So when a lady says no thank you, just move the BLEEP around! RANT OVER!

Open Letter to the New Age Nigga!!